Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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