what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
Randomize
