Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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