Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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