i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
Come back. Shots need mouths.
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