yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
Randomize
