new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
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