My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
Dental hygienist just pulled two flakes of glitter out. And asked me how i've been doing with the divorce.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
