I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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