For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
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