Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
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