I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
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