Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
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