My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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