My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
I miss vodka workout Fridays
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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