She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
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