out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
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