he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
apparently the secret to your success is patron
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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