I woke up this morning in a strange bed with a kid with an accent playing with my feet.
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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