Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
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