your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
my mom just walked in on me furiously masturbating while reading twilight. needless to say, im officially out of the closet.
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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