Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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