She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
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