It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
if your leaving for the weekend then im farting on your pillow
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
Ordered weed last night from the delivery service, and who showed up...my old real estate broker. He said, "this is less stressful." Duh.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
Lo siento on account of my penis...
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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