he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
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