So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
i am craving dick and cupcakes
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