I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
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