When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
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