My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
Randomize
