Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
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