I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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