took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
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Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
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