i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
These tits shall not be calmed
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
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