But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
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