I just saw a hobo shake a payphone until it spat out a bunch of quarters. what a champ.
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I've gotten 23 condolence texts about Germany's defeat. I got 3 for our break-up. That's how much my friends don't like you.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
Even my vagina gasped.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
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