To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
My dog fell asleep in his puke last night. He's only 5 weeks old and has more in common with my friends than I do.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
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