Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
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