walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
I wish i was in the wii world.
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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