I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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