No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
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