He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
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