I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
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