my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Showing up at the grocery store at 5am to have the clerk sprint to the condom cabinet waiving the keys because you told him to hurry it was an emergency
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
Just rolled up to a matinee showing of THE HOBBIT. At the dollar theater. Alone. In sweats. With a fifth of sunnybrook and leftover pizza in a ziplock. There's a dude here in cape with his elderly mother. I'm handling this breakup FIIIIIINE.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
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