Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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