oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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