my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
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