Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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