So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
So I just chugged the rest of the wine in my mug so I would have something to eat my corn flakes in. With a plastic fork. I need a dishwasher
And maybe a life coach?
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
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