Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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