so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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