thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
The lady at the Humaine Society gave me her nephew's number because I seem like a loving and caring person.
Does she know that each time you've adopted a new cat in the past year it's because some guy stopped fucking you and you don't want to eat your feelings?
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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