So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
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