I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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