Dual....:-)
you were crying and the really sympathetic homeless man offered you a sip of his whiskey. who was i to stop you?
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
These tits shall not be calmed
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
Randomize
